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hey, folks. you've stumbled upon YET ANOTHER blog by AJ JOHNSON.
rules: don't break anything, don't steal anything, don't hack anything, and... oh yeah... don't get mad if i say or do something that you don't like.
capice?
good.
you can bet that i'll be singing that little ditty all day for the rest of my life almost.
today's playlist:
unus. STARSTRUCK - SANTOGOLD
duo. CHELSEA GIRLS - STEREO TOTAL
tres. SEX IN MY CITY - TERRY POISON
quattuor. OPERATE - PEACHES
quinque. RIQUITA TSOIN TSOIN - SEXY SUSHI
sex. UNTRUST US - CRYSTAL CASTLES
septem. WHITHER THE INVISIBLE BIRDS? - DEERHOOF
octo. INNOCENCE - BJÖRK
novem. DAYDREAM IN BLUE - I MONSTER
decem. FOREVER HEAVY - BLACK MOTH SUPER RAINBOW
related??? :D
who knows.
this is a random day.
then again, what day isn't... for me, anyway?
a.j. johnson
quote of the day:
i like the word, 'par'sounds onomatopoeicbut it isn't.
--yours truly =]
except i know for a fact that there's nobody that tiny that can actually fit in there.
so nobody can ever get trapped in a paper-towel dispenser.
At least two out of five of my finals are over.
(
I am thoroughly, thoroughly, thoroughly convinced that my history and English teachers are trying to give us all Carpal Tunnel disease. There was a lot of writing on both of those tests. It hurts to type right now. It feels awful.
But, I've got memorial day coming up.
I'm relaxing a little bit.
Then I've got to get ready for Latin, Science and Math.
Dun dun dun...
After those are over, I'll be stuck waiting on pins and needles to see how I did.
Scary.
In other news...
first it's sunshine, next it's rain
make up your damn mind.
Woo hoo!
Finals next week.
I'm a little nervous.
But I'm not going to dwell on that, am I?
Heh heh heh...
NO!
Rotting Things:
Squeaking Things:
The show would probably get the plug pulled on it about 5 minutes into its first broadcast, but still.
It'd be hecka interesting. I'd open every show by saying:
"EVENIN' FOLKS! I STAYED UP PAST MY BED TIME JUST SO WE CAN PLAY TOGETHER!"
Or something.
This week (so far), I learned that...
- salt and vinegar chips are like a party in my mouth
- pill bugs make good friends until they roll off of your hand and run away before you can catch them
- my singing can give people goosebumps
- my cat can be vengeful after you step on her by accident (she hasn't talked to me since yesterday)
I have homework to do.
Bye bye.
LOVE,
AJ
(I want one of these as a pet. Get me one, please.)
I've got quite a bit to show you.
First up, this:
Anyone notice the difference in the way the people talk... so slow and pure... perfect diction?
It's almost heavenly.
It's almost scary.
The jingle reminds me of some horror movie.
(1, 2, Fred's coming for you. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, grab your crucifix...)
And also, when the mother says, "It's good and pure. It has the parents' seal!"
Good and pure, my FOOT!
Does anybody know the actual ingredients of Kool-Aid?
There's got to be a boatload of artificial colors and flavors in there!
AHAHAHA... the hilarity of the '50s.
I guess it had to happen.
Especially the whistling pitcher part. That's pretty ace right there.
Crazy Gideon. We miss you.
Okay, at least I do.
I haven't seen your commercials on TV in years.
Come back to Downtown L.A. just so I can see you throw things on national TV!
You're hilarious.
What happened to you?
I know you went out of business, but WHY?!
And that faux-heavy metal in the background is crazy as heck.
Like Crazy Gideon, of course.
Lordie.
Does the person singing this need a Halls after all that?
Probably.
I know I would.
LMFAO.
Goodnight.
LOVE,
AJ
Yes, my title is the first few lines of that Numa Numa song.
Yes, I'm bringing back an old joke.
Yes, go ahead and throw rocks.
Not my first blog post EVER in my history
(anyone who's known me since about sixth grade should know that it really isn't)
but, my first blog post ever on my new blog.
So, why'd I change blogs?
Don't know.
Needed a fresh start, I guess.
I got sick of the old one for some reason.
It's still around, you can still read it.
But just understand that I won't be blogging there anymore and I'll be blogging here instead.
w00tie w00tie w00tcakes.
Wham bam boogie.
Tch. >.<
I have two more shows tomorrow and I'm super ready.
Well, it feels like I was in the really good movie rather than just having seen it.
That's what it feels like to be on stage and have everyone like what you did.
:-)
Anyway, that's all I can really come up with for my first post today.
My brain is fried like an egg.
Until next time, America.
LOVE,
AJ :-)
biography: My name is A.J. JOHNSON, I'm 15.5 years old and I'm the one they warned you about. You can usually find me among a humbly-sized group of friends, singing/acting onstage, in a classroom, on my 13'' MacBook Pro (with the pink cover!!), or drawing something. You can also find me on facebook, youtube, formspring and on the twitter. I live in Wherever You're Not, USA, with my grandma, grandpa, mother and great aunt. Oh yes, and I have a cat. Her name is Shadow. I don't have rhythm. I like to think that I'm really an alien from Mars who hatched out of an egg with multi-colored stars on its shell, I can laugh at my own jokes (so nobody else has to), I try to be 100% perfect 100% of the time, I'm single and I don't really care for mingling (you can get sick that way), I dream in color (true story!), I have a morbid fascination with diseases and viruses, my mood changes with the weather, I don't like pepper on my eggs, and... I tend to bump into things. That's all.
i am: tenacious, independent, a little clumsy, boisterous (when appropriate), anemic (true story), artistic, kitschy, campy, just plain strange, sweet (without being saccharine), multi-faceted, poetic, thoughtful, tomboyish, taciturn (when appropriate), smart, a little mysterious, a little bubbly, a little bit flamboyant, an avid reader, an avid writer, an avid singer, an avid actress, an avid gamer, fluffy, bouncy, chaotic, not easily pleased, easily amused, easily angered, many other things you'd have to dig deeper to find, etc.
i like (in no particular order): science, art, theatre, random words, animals, going green (I try), jazz, electroclash, folk, bossa nova, J-Pop, picopop, classical, early animated films (1919-1940), stop-motion animation, urban legends, viruses, bacteria, fungi, thanatology, eschatology, physiology, claymation, surrealism, Dadaism, pop art, doodling, Maruchan Yakisoba, Nissin Chow Mein, singing, anime, manga, classic Nickelodeon, classic Cartoon Network, classic Disney Channel, Vans, Converse, craft stores, learning new things/ideas/concepts, cupcakes, lip gloss, scented highlighters, scented markers, watercolors, cheesecakes, electronics, decomposition (esp. the black putrefaction stage), non sequitur, slant rhyme, Pokémon, graphic tees, rainbow things, when my hair is a mess, juice boxes, onomatopoeia, linguistics, semantics, Moog synthesizers, theremins, macabre, black comedy, silent films, ice-cold sodas, Girl Scout cookies, sugary cereals, retro video games (1981-1999), pink, purple, teal, mulberry, chartreuse, those iMacs with the fruity colors on the backs of them, HTML, konpeito, Pocky, Hello Panda, [adult swim], IFC, alliteration, chocolate, strawberries, pineapples, peaches, green grapes, hanging out with friends, The Maury Show, the academic part of school, mittens, gloves, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, doughnuts, miniatures, Takara Barbies, Licca-chan, Blythes, Kewpies, circuit bending (even if I don't know how), screaming, Sanrio, Charuca, Tokidoki, Morning Glory, wind-up toys, cheesy talk shows about the morally depraved, pointy things, etc.
i don't like (in no particular order): long walks on the beach, teen magazines, tabloids, things with aspartame/sucralose/cyclamate (weird, because this blog is called artificial sweetener), hearing people tell me that I snore, romance, annoying girls, pop music, R&B music (esp. old school R&B, it's like they should play that stuff in torture cells), rap/hip hop music, floral prints, intravenous drips, mall rats, not being able to fit under the bed anymore so I can tell the dust bunnies secrets, the idea that I'm too old to believe in the bogeyman (I do), not being able to order off of a kids' menu anymore, being sick, when people type LiKe DiSsS!!!111 and think they're cool while doing it, when sodas go flat, when sodas get warm, when sodas explode when you try to open them, The Olsen Twins, crying, not doing something perfectly the first time, being caught off guard, not knowing what I'm doing, those crazy dreams where you're in public and what's worse--you're naked, social events, racism, intolerance, txtspeak, 1337-sp33k, dancing, school dances, when kids make fart noises in class (you know who you are!), the Twilight series and all of its merchandise, baked goods that were in the oven for too long, overpriced items, long lines at the grocery store, people who yell at you with megaphones even though you're right in front of them, when you can't beat your friends at Pokémon, Kraft Cheese, vampire fever, Bieber fever, when people don't read expiration dates on foods, sour milk, Radio Disney, KIIS-FM, etc.
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PLEASE, no sites with dirty pictures or other... bad... stuff. If anyone sends me stuff like that, they may get reported. Think before you e-mail me. But otherwise, I will accept anyone. Thank you. :-)
balloon land (1935)
ik hou van eieren.
A lawyer with leprosy stole your umbrella. Reached over your shoulder and took your fromunda cheese.
funny things, commercials, etc.
Alo, salut, sunt eu, un haiduc. Si te rog, iubirea mea, primeste fericirea. (first post)
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