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hey, folks. you've stumbled upon YET ANOTHER blog by AJ JOHNSON.
rules: don't break anything, don't steal anything, don't hack anything, and... oh yeah... don't get mad if i say or do something that you don't like.
capice?
good.
It's been a while since I've posted on here,
thanks to school, and other delicious stuff that's been feeding my brain lately.
And so. I'm here.
Posting.
Talking about something that makes me laugh/cry/whatever.
With that said...
and they brought the fugliest Pokémon with them.
I can't just call them ugly because that's a horrible understatement.
If you don't believe me,
click here, por favor.
And after you're finished looking there,
please come back here
and read the rest of this post.
Then, after you're done reading, drop me a line
and tell me what you think about this set of 156
Also, tell me if you'd rather have these guys to be the new set of Pokémon, because I sure as heck do.
Anyway. On the Pokémon design front, they've failed MISERABLY.
And they've even failed miserably with the theme song.
Think I'm lying?
Think they just wouldn't do that?
Listen:
It sounds very promising from 0:12 to 0:45 (that slow parts gives me chills in such a way that says, "It's been fifteen years, and we're still here") and then for me, it just FALLS APART.
Then again, it's a remix.
A remix for who?
THOSE WHO NEVER PLAYED THE ORIGINAL GAMES AND THEREFORE HAVE NOTHING TO COMPARE THE THEME SONG TO.
In other words, not me.
I'm still going to play.
Play for what?
FOR SCIENCE.
And yes, I will be telling everybody about this new Pokémon journey, in a new region, with new (ugly) Pokémon, with new music, with new trainers, with a new DS (hopefully, I want to play on a pink DSi) with a new everything.
Since I have nothing else to say on the front of news, Pokémon or otherwise, I'm finished.
Goodbye.
AJ
She looks like she's enjoying that bread...
a little too much.
It's probably not even that good.
In other news...
I GOT IN PRIDE & PREJUDICE~!!
BOOGIE WOOGIE!
A.J.
isn't
fun.
Neither is losing to a gym leader in Pokémon Diamond.
(I lost to Maylene, but we won, so it's alright...!)
(NO, I'm not playing Platinum.)
(I don't even have Platinum.)
(I know I'm probably the only one on the planet who doesn't have Pokémon Platinum.)
I just beat my rival after kicking Crasher Wake's arse, and now, it's off to lake Valor Lakefront to kick Team Galactic's arse.
Actually, it's off to the charger for my DS, because it's dying.
And then I'm going to play some more.
Teehee.
So, a friend of mine (yes, the same one who told me that Victini was based off of usagi ringo) decided to post this picture on my Facebook wall:
Don't worry, I said WTF too.
Yes, out loud, and in full.
Thankfully, nobody was home.
These are apparently the evolutions for
"OH, COME ON!!!"
They couldn't possibly be this bad...
can they?
My friend thinks they can, but luckily, they can actually be Fakémon.
If they are the Fakémon I want them to be, then I'll buy the game, and enjoy it, and have a wonderful, blunderful time playing it whenever it comes out in the USA.
Another friend of mine will be getting the Japanese version when it comes out on the 18th.
Yes, he can read Japanese. He's awesome.
I hope I can get him to do a review of it on this blog.
:-)
IN OTHER NEWS...
I got through the first week of my second year in high school
alive, well and unharmed.
Sophomore year (so far) is more fun than a barrel of gibbons.
Happy face.
I just auditioned for another play recently (Pride and Prejudice), and I hope I get called back.
Cross your fingers for me!
A.J.
biography: My name is A.J. JOHNSON, I'm 15.5 years old and I'm the one they warned you about. You can usually find me among a humbly-sized group of friends, singing/acting onstage, in a classroom, on my 13'' MacBook Pro (with the pink cover!!), or drawing something. You can also find me on facebook, youtube, formspring and on the twitter. I live in Wherever You're Not, USA, with my grandma, grandpa, mother and great aunt. Oh yes, and I have a cat. Her name is Shadow. I don't have rhythm. I like to think that I'm really an alien from Mars who hatched out of an egg with multi-colored stars on its shell, I can laugh at my own jokes (so nobody else has to), I try to be 100% perfect 100% of the time, I'm single and I don't really care for mingling (you can get sick that way), I dream in color (true story!), I have a morbid fascination with diseases and viruses, my mood changes with the weather, I don't like pepper on my eggs, and... I tend to bump into things. That's all.
i am: tenacious, independent, a little clumsy, boisterous (when appropriate), anemic (true story), artistic, kitschy, campy, just plain strange, sweet (without being saccharine), multi-faceted, poetic, thoughtful, tomboyish, taciturn (when appropriate), smart, a little mysterious, a little bubbly, a little bit flamboyant, an avid reader, an avid writer, an avid singer, an avid actress, an avid gamer, fluffy, bouncy, chaotic, not easily pleased, easily amused, easily angered, many other things you'd have to dig deeper to find, etc.
i like (in no particular order): science, art, theatre, random words, animals, going green (I try), jazz, electroclash, folk, bossa nova, J-Pop, picopop, classical, early animated films (1919-1940), stop-motion animation, urban legends, viruses, bacteria, fungi, thanatology, eschatology, physiology, claymation, surrealism, Dadaism, pop art, doodling, Maruchan Yakisoba, Nissin Chow Mein, singing, anime, manga, classic Nickelodeon, classic Cartoon Network, classic Disney Channel, Vans, Converse, craft stores, learning new things/ideas/concepts, cupcakes, lip gloss, scented highlighters, scented markers, watercolors, cheesecakes, electronics, decomposition (esp. the black putrefaction stage), non sequitur, slant rhyme, Pokémon, graphic tees, rainbow things, when my hair is a mess, juice boxes, onomatopoeia, linguistics, semantics, Moog synthesizers, theremins, macabre, black comedy, silent films, ice-cold sodas, Girl Scout cookies, sugary cereals, retro video games (1981-1999), pink, purple, teal, mulberry, chartreuse, those iMacs with the fruity colors on the backs of them, HTML, konpeito, Pocky, Hello Panda, [adult swim], IFC, alliteration, chocolate, strawberries, pineapples, peaches, green grapes, hanging out with friends, The Maury Show, the academic part of school, mittens, gloves, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, doughnuts, miniatures, Takara Barbies, Licca-chan, Blythes, Kewpies, circuit bending (even if I don't know how), screaming, Sanrio, Charuca, Tokidoki, Morning Glory, wind-up toys, cheesy talk shows about the morally depraved, pointy things, etc.
i don't like (in no particular order): long walks on the beach, teen magazines, tabloids, things with aspartame/sucralose/cyclamate (weird, because this blog is called artificial sweetener), hearing people tell me that I snore, romance, annoying girls, pop music, R&B music (esp. old school R&B, it's like they should play that stuff in torture cells), rap/hip hop music, floral prints, intravenous drips, mall rats, not being able to fit under the bed anymore so I can tell the dust bunnies secrets, the idea that I'm too old to believe in the bogeyman (I do), not being able to order off of a kids' menu anymore, being sick, when people type LiKe DiSsS!!!111 and think they're cool while doing it, when sodas go flat, when sodas get warm, when sodas explode when you try to open them, The Olsen Twins, crying, not doing something perfectly the first time, being caught off guard, not knowing what I'm doing, those crazy dreams where you're in public and what's worse--you're naked, social events, racism, intolerance, txtspeak, 1337-sp33k, dancing, school dances, when kids make fart noises in class (you know who you are!), the Twilight series and all of its merchandise, baked goods that were in the oven for too long, overpriced items, long lines at the grocery store, people who yell at you with megaphones even though you're right in front of them, when you can't beat your friends at Pokémon, Kraft Cheese, vampire fever, Bieber fever, when people don't read expiration dates on foods, sour milk, Radio Disney, KIIS-FM, etc.
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boogie woogie bugle boy
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